Leah's Dream

A guest dreamer, Leah Melfi, has requested I post and analyze a dream she had several months ago:

Dream Description:
I was doing one of my performances and a guy who had a crush on me was apparently filming me the whole time even though I had no idea.  He even got video of me in the dressing room.  Later, I had a dream within a dream about him.  I woke up in the regular dream to find him in my room with the video tape he recorded.  He played it for me and part of it was me talking to Matt Nabinger about how weird he is.  Then he asked me why I thought he was weird and all his teeth started falling out.  Then we were at a restaurant and he had me chained to a chair and my friends Matt and Stephanie came out of nowhere with saws and cut the chains.


ANALYSIS:
This is a textbook case of the Crushing Hermeneutical Blue Dahlia Syndrome Condition.  This is a very treatable pseudo-psychosomatic condition in which the victim believes the self-worth of others is dependant upon her perception of them.  Sometimes, the victim also craves blue cheese salad dressing.  The cure is to throw darts at pictures of celebrities in magazines like Cosmo, 17, and even People.

A dream within a dream!  That means Leah is a prime candidate for inception!

The video tape represents Leah’s desire to keep some aspects of her life private.

The guy’s teeth falling out represents him being ugly.

Me and Stephanie freeing Leah from the chains shows how in real life, we would save Leah from a creepy dude like that.